Why did I read Club instead of Cube the first time?
BeeegScaaawyCripple
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Lemmy Shitpost•Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession
1·9 hours agoThe tomato’s off. Would you like a France Lettuce and France?
My wife is the same. I create a lot of hot air, so we go with each other like creamy peanut butter and extra crunchy peanut butter.
Have we lost the fine art of grawlixing?
As long as there’s a well cared for cat I’m happy :3
I think the largest difference is whether you’re excited or upset when infodumping
then downvote, move on, maybe set up a filter to catch the comic strip idk. not everything is for everyone. it’s shitty to complain about something because you are not its target audience
jokes about the sheriff’s secret police’s luxury spa and reeducation center just hit different now
one of our cats learned to snore listening to my father. she’d walk up and snore at you
I was wondering why the goofy looking pistols looked goofy
What about Otto Mann
I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
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politics •‘Humbly, I’m sorry’: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s turning a new leaf after years of divisive comments
31·11 hours agoI’m torn. I’m not sure I believe it, but I also don’t think she is capable of premeditated deceit. I hope I’m wrong, but i expect it to last as long as an idf cease fire.
If this does Krasnov in, I nominate as his presidential library’s name “The Bill Clinton’s Hog Presidential Library and Strip Club”
Uh, I curse whoever that they will have an entire day where they can’t get their shoes on the correct feet.
That’s because I have my graphics quality set to minimum
It’s after 8 though everything closes around here
I mean if we’re technical I’ve slept with nearly all my girlfriends and a few platonic boyfriends (I like dozing off to a good movie.They aren’t as fun as bad movies) but my actual “body count” is waaaay lower than my technically slept with number.
Because I’m a dork.



















And lead a marching band through utopia planitia