• @saltesc
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    1231 year ago

    Ah, I know what it was. It was my birthday and I was camping in an area without reception. I’ve suspected for a while now that my reality’s a simulation and so obviously none of you needed to be rendered that day.

    Sorry if this causes any existential crisis’ but you’ll need to take that up with the Makers.

    Might’ve been an outage in service or tracking, or denial of service, but seems far less likely.

    • RBG
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      271 year ago

      Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.

    • Chainweasel
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      71 year ago

      So, it was also my birthday and I was also camping without any service. Maybe everyone on Lemmy really is the same person.

      • ugh... lo!
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        71 year ago

        Let’s face it - developers just copy-pasted the same NPC to show how much creatures their simulation can handle, but didn’t care to make them unique enough

        • @saltesc
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          21 year ago

          That’s classic Ethereal Arts. I bet cosmic entities still pre-ordered like numpties too.