@[email protected] to No Stupid Questions • 1 year agoHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezedmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down16file-text
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minus-squareMr PoopyButtholelinkfedilinkEnglish20•1 year agoMy girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•1 year agoThis guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-21 year agoI say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
minus-square@OptimusPhilliplink3•1 year agoBecause the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
And why not farts
My girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
She sounds like a keeper
bless her
Be the change
This guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
I say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
BLESS MY FART
BLESSED
Well now I do
Because the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
Speak for yourself
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“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
🤣