Good. Well, as you can see on your program… first up is a speech called, “Don’t Just Dream it, do it.” Yes! Please give a big hand to Mr. Kevin Malone. [plays Ozzy Osboure’s Crazy Train] These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car. That-

  • @gromdroidOPM
    1•1 year ago

    First rule in road-side beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, ‘Wow. I need this beet right now.’ Those are the money beets.

    • @gromdroidOPM
      1•1 year ago

      Jell-O

      OK. Who put my calculator in Jell-O?

      Good one. But uh, seriously, guys who did this?

      Seriously guys, who did this?

      I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O, or I’m gonna lose my freaking mind!

      • Reverse psychology is an awesome tool
      • I don’t know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe
      • And that tricks them into doing something stupid
      • Works like a charm

      Business to business. The old fashion way. No blackberries. No websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people.

      1. A lot of jazz cats are blind
      2. But, they can play the piano like nobody’s business

      Wondering what’s up here?