• @TokenBoomer
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    1 year ago

    The problem. The problem is there aren’t enough restrooms in the courthouse to accommodate that number of witnesses. The cost of sewage maintenance alone necessitates a delay for the trial.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      151 year ago

      What are you even talking about? Are you drunk?

      • @TropicalDingdong
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        121 year ago

        They are just static.

        If you can’t win, cause confusion.

    • gregorum
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      131 year ago

      Even worse, the witness stand can’t accommodate 150 witnesses at the same time!

      /s

      My goodness, does the amount of dumb things you say have no limit? 

      • @TokenBoomer
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        -121 year ago

        If there is a limit, I haven’t found it yet. A judge ruled today that Cheesebro and Powell will be tried together. Explain that. Can the witness stand hold 2 chairs?

        • Flying SquidOP
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          81 year ago

          Uh… You do know that the people on trial don’t sit in the witness stand the whole time, right?

        • roguetrick
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          31 year ago

          Oh Patricia, you’re just so random. I’m sure you were hilarious in middle school.

          • @TokenBoomer
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            -41 year ago

            Is recess over. You’re hilarious now.

        • @Anamnesis
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          31 year ago

          Lmfao how is everyone missing that this is a joke? Nice username btw.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 year ago

      Witnesses don’t have to attend all 4+months of the trial, only days they’re needed/scheduled to attend.