Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we’re doing it wrong.

  • @over_clox
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    710 months ago

    Meanwhile, my nuts don’t touch the water, and my dick ain’t fell off yet. I think I’ll continue standing…

    • TaldenNZ
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      2410 months ago

      Had I not been to the US this would have made little sense to me. US toilets and ours (NZ) are very different (the scrotal sag would have to be pretty epic to reach the water here).

      Dutch toilets with their poo-presentation shelf are different too. And then there’s squat toilets.

      So many ways to excrete, so little time…

      • @[email protected]
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        1410 months ago

        Dutch toilets with their poo-presentation shelf

        Holy fuck, I hate so much those toilets. Why on earth do they use that?!

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          So you can inspect your feces for health issues is the reasoning I’ve heard.

          But the furthest I’ve gotten into another country involved a cruise ship.

          The only other time I left the country was to Canada,and that was just a quick trip across the border for a few hours. And mostly to say I visited 3 countries in one week lol.

      • @[email protected]
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        Many homes in the USA, especially ones with wells are low water as well. It would make me crazy having so much water splashing around so high.

        • @over_clox
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          710 months ago

          Then don’t piss on the water, piss on the side of the bowl to make it spiral instead of splash.

          You got this homie, just practice your aim… 👍

          • RaivoKulli
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            Sounds like more water would make that harder again. Unsure what benefit it offers

      • RaivoKulli
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        310 months ago

        That would explain the comment about nuts lol, I was perplexed by it. Just searched for American toilets and lmao what’s the deal with so little space between where you are sitting and the waterline??