Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we’re doing it wrong.

  • @Blum0108
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    71 year ago

    Humans haven’t been standing to pee for millions of years.

    • @datelmd5sum
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      -51 year ago

      Bipedal specializations are found in Australopithecus fossils from 4.2 to 3.9 million years ago and recent studies have suggested that obligate bipedal hominid species were present as early as 7 million years ago.

      • AggressivelyPassive
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        111 year ago

        With that logic, you could also argue that all cavemen showed nazi salute, because they had arms.

        You can’t just jump from “can in principle stand upright” to “pee upright”, that’s bonkers.

        • @datelmd5sum
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          11 year ago

          This is true. There is no way of knowing whether early homo male stood up to urinate, or sat down on a toilet.

        • eltimablo
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          -11 year ago

          I would think it’s safe to assume that a pursuit predator like us or our ancestors would at least piss while running, no?

              • AggressivelyPassive
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                11 year ago

                Care to elaborate your initial statement? It doesn’t make sense, if you think just 5 seconds about it. Humans hunt in groups, and the point of endurance hunting is not to be very fast. It’s absolutely no problem, if a single member literally pisses of for a minute.

                • eltimablo
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                  11 year ago

                  I was thinking it would be more convenient if the group didn’t have to stop and wait for someone to piss. Even stopping for 5 minutes would potentially mean another half mile of ground that could be covered that day.

                  • AggressivelyPassive
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                    11 year ago

                    If you’re taking 5 minutes to piss, you won’t make any ground anyway.

                    If a group hunts, one guy can stop for a minute and just catch up with the rest.

                    Also, that mode of hunting doesn’t involve covering ground in the sense of moving somewhere, the goal is to exhaust the prey, that could be done within a circle of 1km. Or 20km.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        Not sure what your point is. It’s not because a species is bipedal they do their business standing up straight.