Yeah, like I’m so glad I’ve wrecked friendships over not doing something I didn’t know I was supposed to do and made absolutely no sense after I was told about it. Such a superpower.

Why tf everyone assumes that those things are “superpowers”, wtf?

OP insinuates that there is nothing wrong with us

I never said any of that stuff. You’re just making stuff up right now.

Yup. Sure is great to constantly strain my marriage due to shit that is legitimately annoying and upsetting that I struggle to avoid doing.