• @CADmonkey
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    271 year ago

    When my wife lost her virginity, her mom threw a fit about it, called her a worthless slut, said she would end up homeless working as a prostitute, and refused to talk to her for a week. My wife was 20 years old when this happened.

    We’ve been married for 14 years now. I was her first. And my lovely, compassionate, caring wife who only wants every person to live their best life, has one little petty thing she does. Whenever her mom spends the night, my wife will be both horny, and loud, with me (the person who was her first, all those years ago) because her mom can’t say anything bad about it.

    • @protput
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      81 year ago

      Do you get a Pavlov boner when your mother in law spends the night?

      • @CADmonkey
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        21 year ago

        Not really, the big difference between a normal night for us or a night when her mom is visiting is that my lovely wife doesn’t try to stay quiet when her mom is visiting.