• Ertebolle
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    1558 months ago

    The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.

    • ivanafterall
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      288 months ago

      At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.

    • @[email protected]
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      248 months ago

      you’ll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker […]

    • pancakes
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      208 months ago

      The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.

      • @Wogi
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        108 months ago

        No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.

        • @FordBeeblebrox
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          78 months ago

          Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.

          • @Wogi
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            38 months ago

            Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?

        • @nrezcm
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          38 months ago

          The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.