“Welcome to Town, USA! Please stay seated till the aircraft has parked at the gate, the temperature outside is 69 Freedom Degrees, the local time is 6:19 PM so good luck leaving the airport with any amount of haste and no there isn’t an air-rail link, we thank you for flying with us, enjoy spending almost as much time in traffic as you did on the plane!”

  • @TheControlled
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    -61 year ago

    That you suck and fuckcars sucks hahahahaha

    I could waste my time more typing it all out but it would just bounce off the dinner plates you have instead of a skull.