If you stop acting crazy, barking and behaving like you want to attack other dogs on walks. We can go on more walks because I don’t have to try and walk you when there’s less people walking dogs.

Also, stop chewing up shit when I leave. I will outlive you, which means I’ll always be back pretty soon. Chill.

If she can respond with a head nod or something I’d also be asking about all the weird scars. 2 year old rescue with definite abuse im always curious about. Think someone threw bleach or another harsh chemic on her back.