• @Syringe
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    21 year ago

    Theory:

    he’s been dead for some time. But the generals need a figurehead for when the shit storm finally comes their way. It’s Weekend at Bernie’s: genocide edition using wax dolls, body doubles and disembodied voices.

    This explains why nobody is allowed to sit too close to him at the table, or even meet with him.

    (I feel like I have to specify that I’m not serious)