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minus-square@misterundercoatlink87•1 year agoGod: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
minus-square@feedum_sneedsonlink23•1 year agoI have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink13•edit-21 year agoHow the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilink17•1 year agoYou gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilink7•1 year agoGotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
minus-square@feedum_sneedsonlink8•edit-21 year agoYeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year agoWell enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
No, that’s the devils work!
Also God: I made the devil
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God has a small willy then
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
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Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
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Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
Yes sir.
Dental. Dam.