Feeling like crap, this bloody stomach issue. Left side of gut is tender, I’ve broken out in a rash where it hurts and I’ve got to complete a wee poop test for the doctors. Then a colonoscopy. Fuck. I had one around 10 years ago and it remains one of the worst experiences of my life. Hilariously so. All I can really remember is the pain, and begging them to stop.
On a wee side note, the instructions for the poop test kit are hilarious. Wee diagrams and everything! My favourite part has to be the drawing showing the end you hold it with covered in shit, and a big red X over it. I’d have paid good money to see the tech’s face who opened that kit which inspired the warning!
Happy Monday folks.
Feeling like crap, this bloody stomach issue. Left side of gut is tender, I’ve broken out in a rash where it hurts and I’ve got to complete a wee poop test for the doctors. Then a colonoscopy. Fuck. I had one around 10 years ago and it remains one of the worst experiences of my life. Hilariously so. All I can really remember is the pain, and begging them to stop.
On a wee side note, the instructions for the poop test kit are hilarious. Wee diagrams and everything! My favourite part has to be the drawing showing the end you hold it with covered in shit, and a big red X over it. I’d have paid good money to see the tech’s face who opened that kit which inspired the warning!