Of course, not Tomi Lahren though…

  • @TheLordHumungus
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    141 year ago

    JRE, you are a fucking nerd. Java is for bitches /s

    • Riskable
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      241 year ago

      This just in: 55% of women said they would not date a man that programs in Java.

      My response: “Really? How is it not 85%‽ Factory.Factory jobs have been on the way out for decades…”

      • @TheLordHumungus
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        91 year ago

        I know what all women want…

        A guy who can escape Vim and save the file you are working on.

        Some spicier women do prefer a man who uses Nano, but beware they can be wild!