• Flying Squid
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    1 year ago

    I don’t know about anything else, but I stubbed my toe last week and I’m going to blame it on Ronald Reagan instead of me not looking where I was going. From now on, anything bad in my life- Reagan did it. Like she said, that’s probably more likely true anyway.

    But seriously… It’s all Reagan’s fault. Everything from now on. No more Trump’s fault, Reagan’s fault.

    • PugJesus
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      71 year ago

      If it wasn’t for Reagan, anti-toe-stubbing technology would be much further along than it is today.

      • Flying Squid
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        31 year ago

        He was going to invest in American anti-toe stubbing infrastructure, but he was too busy killing gay men.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      I mean he does have a time machine and never died so he may have moved that object just to mess with you.