'Cause I’m pretty sure KCPD is. Probably a lot of the sheriff departments, too.

  • Chozo
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    One time I was at my old dealer’s house, chilling out and hitting his dab rig. He had security cameras up all around his property, and on one of the feeds I see a cop, in full uniform, walk up to the front door and ring the bell. Mind you, I’m at about a 11 out of 10 high at that point.

    So naturally I start freaking the hell out, and I’m like “Dude, I think we’re fucked”. And my dealer’s like “Nah, don’t worry about it, just be cool”, opens the door, fist bumps the cop, and then proceeds to sell him a whole pound of weed right in front of me.

    After he leaves, I ask “What the fuck was that?” and he goes “my best customer for the last 5 years, sometimes his whole squad comes up to buy.” So I dunno if Austin PD is running drugs on their own, or if that cop just gets completely zooted on the job every day, but there’s that.