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    1 year ago

    “Ok, hear me out: What if, the cereal didn’t stop you masturbating, but made you masturbate more?

    “And how do you propose we do that?”

    “Sugar.”

    “That’s it?”

    “Sugar, and a sexy anthropomorphic tiger named Tony.”

    “By God! I want to masturbate right now just thinking about it!”