He wrote the wall of text because he has the self awareness to know that the comment he is writing is functionally identical to what a far-right reactionary “hiding their power level” would write
This paragraph is the funniest shit I have read today.
This paragraph is the funniest shit I have read today.
Yep, you’re exactly what everyone expected.
Yeah sure I’m the boogeyman booooh, the irony is so delicious.