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Kspacewalk2 13 minutes ago | prev | next [-] fwo economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit. Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, “You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can’t help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing.” “That’s not true”, responded the second economist. “We increased the GDP by $200!” 16 Sept 2023, 20:45 530 17

  • landlordlover
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    2 years ago

    Two communists walk through the woods. One has $100. The other shoots him for the $100 and buys a a bag of shit from the community store to feed his family. Such is life.

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      2 years ago

      I get you’re a troll account trying to get a rise out of people but you can at least try to be funny while you’re baiting people.

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        2 years ago

        you are getting very close to self awareness buddy. You can do it!

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          2 years ago

          Are you assuming I dont read books because I made a joke you didnt like? Wow, you must be insufferable to be that quick of judgement.

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              2 years ago

              Genocide denier fuck off. 🖕

              Go larp somewhere else, I blocked your ass.

            • SCB
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              2 years ago

              Do you think this joke is more or less “ignorant” than the OP?

              They’re both jokes man.

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                1 year ago

                Maybe not, but it is damn well more funny since it actually has a punch line instead of being nothing but criticism.

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            1 year ago

            You made a joke literally nobody would like, because it was a shit joke. “Trolling” hasn’t been a thing in 20 years, get on with the times.