• Ignacio
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    631 year ago
    • Can you explain this gap in your resume?

    • Yes. I can.

    • So?

    • So what?

    • Why don’t you explain it?

    • Because you didn’t asked me to explain it, you asked me if I could explain it.

    • @CADmonkey
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      1051 year ago

      “What’s your greatest weakness?”

      “Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”

      “Could you give me an example?”

      “Yes, I could.”

      • @[email protected]
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        161 year ago

        A lawyer’s dream client. Only answer the exact question asked.

        “Do you have the time?”

        “Yes.”

        “…”