minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•1 year agoI like the idea of people saying “Needless to say…” and then just ending their sentence, leaving you wondering what they planned to say.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravatedlinkfedilink13•1 year agoThat’s a fantastic joke from Futurama. At Farnsworth’s…roast?..Bender steps to the podium and says "And now, a man who needs no introduction, " and walks off.
minus-squareTheLemminglinkfedilink3•1 year agoI’m sitting here for 16 hours now wondering about what you wanted to say!
minus-squareBeardedSingleMaltlinkfedilink20•1 year ago“I don’t wanna talk about it…” [Proceeds to talk about it for 15 straight minutes]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year ago“I’m not racist but I prefer oranges over apples.” – “But that’s not racist at all.” – “I literally said I’m not racist.”
“No offense, but…”
[Offends]
“Needless to say,…”
[Says it anyway]
I like the idea of people saying “Needless to say…” and then just ending their sentence, leaving you wondering what they planned to say.
That’s a fantastic joke from Futurama. At Farnsworth’s…roast?..Bender steps to the podium and says "And now, a man who needs no introduction, " and walks off.
Needless to say
I’m sitting here for 16 hours now wondering about what you wanted to say!
Needless to say I know it neither
“I don’t wanna talk about it…”
[Proceeds to talk about it for 15 straight minutes]
I’m not racist, but [racist shit]
“I’m not racist but I prefer oranges over apples.” – “But that’s not racist at all.” – “I literally said I’m not racist.”