• @Asstronaut
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    509 months ago

    And to think they are asking for human volunteers now

    • @Beardsley
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      149 months ago

      No thanks, I’ve seen this black mirror episode.

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      119 months ago

      He’ll be volunteering his employees soon.

    • @Darkard
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      79 months ago

      “Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA implanted with Neuralink, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis cyber men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”

    • ultratiem
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      69 months ago

      The worst part is they are going to fuck over a bunch of terminally ill people with nothing to lose.

      How do you not notice a brain bleed? They stitched up 15 and then just watched him?? No scans, no actual tests?? I can only imagine the scientists this attracts.