• @runjun
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    779 months ago

    I’m waiting on him to step down from this plane of existence.

    • @cmbabul
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      429 months ago

      Upsettingly, he and Kissinger seem to be eternal

      • @NOT_RICK
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        269 months ago

        Gotta be a shitty person to become a Lich

        • Hairyblue
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          109 months ago

          True. He must be stepping down to become a Demilich

          Despite the name, a demilich was not a lesser lich, but rather a lich who had evolved beyond a need for its undead body.

      • @runjun
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        99 months ago

        Fuck, I forgot he was still staining this earth.

        • @afraid_of_zombies
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          39 months ago

          Maybe it is all the Cambodian children he eats that gives him eternal life.

    • @[email protected]
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      259 months ago

      Even if he does, it doesn’t really matter. He already caused immeasurable damage to the world, destroyed who-knows-how-many lives and got to live well into his 90s in unimaginable opulence.

      Plus he’s stepping down on his own terms, nobody ousted him. None of his enemies ever managed to take him down, and he’s got his legacy all set up. When he does eventually die, it’ll most likely be in a comfortable hospital bed surrounded by some the best doctors in the world making sure it goes as well as it possibly can.

      He dedicated his entire life to being an evil bastard and he completely, utterly won. I don’t think there’s anything much that could even hurt him at this point.

      • @scarilog
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        28 months ago

        That’s fucking depressing

    • @BonesOfTheMoon
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      49 months ago

      Why do the evil always live long lives? Is it because they’re pickled in poisonous thoughts?