• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    31 year ago

    “We should build a time machine”

    “Um, Mr. CEOBot, we build washing machines.”

    “Yes but if we devote all resources to building a time machine we can go back in time and get the original patents and optimize returns.”

    • CaptainBasculin
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      11 year ago

      Sounds like something that Cave Johnson would say if Aperture successed in copying his mind