• papalonian
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    291 year ago

    Joseph Smith has all kinds wacky zany stories that provide excellent proof that his claims are all totally 100% legit

    I like the one where he “translated” some “ancient texts” but his wife didn’t believe him so she threw away the “translations” and told him to do it again, if he was the real deal he’d translate it exactly the same way no problem. But God was upset at this trial so he changed the translation, making poor Joseph Smith redo it with the new and thus slightly different translation.

    This of course proves that there was no way at all Joey could’ve made everything up

    • @[email protected]
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      171 year ago

      Emma Smith smart smart smart.

      Except never poisoning her husband. Way to drop the ball there Emma.

      • Spzi
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        91 year ago

        Emma Smith smart smart smart.

        Except never poisoning her husband.

        Maybe other Emma Smiths did exactly that, which is why we never hear from them. When they stop the insanity before it spreads, there is no story to be told.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        61 year ago

        When you get the chance, you poison the top mormon. Rule of life.