I don’t know why they’re so popular. They suck (pun intended). I’ve been given plenty and they ranged from outright terrifying (too much teeth!) to just kinda meh. I’d rather get a handy than a BJ.

  • SbisasCostlyTurnover
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    151 year ago

    Imagine the ego boost knowing you’re so good at your craft that you made the man spontaneously and literally lose his shit. I’d never let him forget that I hold that sort of power.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      And you can’t even tell anyone because you and your husband would die from literal embarrassment until the end of time.