@dystop to Shitty Life Pro Tip • 2 years agoSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.message-square9arrow-up180arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.@dystop to Shitty Life Pro Tip • 2 years agomessage-square9file-text
minus-square@Confuzzeledlink2•edit-22 years agoSome kind of anal dilation tool would help, no more farty noises just silent turds gracefully sliding out of your butthole and into the water like a stealth submarine being launched.
Some kind of anal dilation tool would help, no more farty noises just silent turds gracefully sliding out of your butthole and into the water like a stealth submarine being launched.
maybe some lube too.