You’re greeted by a giant peach-colored marble dildo statue right when you walk in. Niiiiice.

Not gonna lie that swimming pool is dope. Digging the waterfall cave. And the sandy little beach thing they got going on the other side. And oh shit, there’s a kitchen in the waterfall cave! Funky purple pyramid pergolas everywhere.

There’s a LOT to take in here. Like this place is cool in a theme park sort of way, but god damn it is an atrocity.