There was this legendary comment on reddit to a thread asking people what would their plan be if they were immortal and got milion dollars, but there was a superintelligent immortal snail also with milion dollars who would want to kill them. I was trying to find it but as far as I can tell OP removed it. Does anyone here have it and could post it here by any chance?

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    61 year ago

    As the safe descends into the trench, it implodes.

    The snail is now free and seeks its revenge. The snail will taste blood.

    • Bonehead
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      51 year ago

      Impossible…the safe is made from reinforced steel, not carbon fiber…

    • @x4740N
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      11 year ago

      Just don’t hire oceangate to make your safe