I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • @MuhammadJesusGaySex
    19•8 months ago

    I wipe captain Morgan style. Standing up, with one foot up on the toilet seat. That way I can scrape up in there.