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A YouTube prankster who was shot by one his targets told jurors Tuesday he had no inkling he had scared or angered the man who fired on him as the prank was recorded.
Tanner Cook, whose “Classified Goons” channel on YouTube has more than 55,000 subscribers, testified nonchalantly about the shooting at start of the trial for 31-year-old Alan Colie, who’s charged with aggravated malicious wounding and two firearms counts.
The April 2 shooting at the food court in Dulles Town Center, about 45 minutes west of Washington, D.C., set off a panic as shoppers fled what they feared to be a mass shooting.
Jurors also saw video of the shooting, recorded by Cook’s associates. The two interacted for less than 30 seconds. Video shows Cook approaching Colie, a DoorDash driver, as he picked up an order. The 6-foot-5 (1.95-meter-tall) Cook looms over Colie while holding a cellphone about 6 inches (15 centimeters) from Colie’s face. The phone broadcasts the phrase “Hey dips—-, quit thinking about my twinkle” multiple times through a Google Translate app.
On the video, Colie says “stop” three different times and tries to back away from Cook, who continues to advance. Colie tries to knock the phone away from his face before pulling out a gun and shooting Cook in the lower left chest.
Cook, 21, testified Tuesday that he tries to confuse the targets of his pranks for the amusement of his online audience. He said he doesn’t seek to elicit fear or anger, but acknowledged his targets often react that way.
Asked why he didn’t stop the prank despite Colie’s repeated requests, Cook said he “almost did” but not because he sensed fear or anger from Colie. He said Colie simply wasn’t exhibiting the type of reaction Cook was looking for.
“There was no reaction,” Cook said.
In opening statements, prosecutors urged jurors to set aside the off-putting nature of Cook’s pranks.
“It was stupid. It was silly. And you may even think it was offensive,” prosecutor Pamela Jones said. “But that’s all it was — a cellphone in the ear that got Tanner shot.”
Defense attorney Tabatha Blake said her client didn’t have the benefit of knowing he was a prank victim when he was confronted with Cook’s confusing behavior.
She said the prosecution’s account of the incident “diminishes how unsettling they were to Mr. Alan Colie at the time they occurred.”
In the video, before the encounter with Colie, Cook and his friends can be heard workshopping the phrase they want to play on the phone. One of the friends urges that it be “short, weird and awkward.”
Cook’s “Classified Goons” channel is replete with repellent stunts, like pretending to vomit on Uber drivers and following unsuspecting customers through department stores. At a preliminary hearing, sheriff’s deputies testified that they were well aware of Cook and have received calls about previous stunts. Cook acknowledged during cross-examination Tuesday that mall security had tossed him out the day prior to the shooting as he tried to record pranks and that he was trying to avoid security the day he targeted Colie.
Jury selection took an entire day Monday, largely because of publicity the case received in the area. At least one juror said during the selection process that she herself had been a victim of one of Cook’s videos.
Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.
You don’t think that’s a threat of serious bodily injury? It’s literally the original non verbal threat. If you wait for someone to verbally tell you they’re going to hurt you then you’re going to have a really bad time.
Some of these commenters must live in very pristine areas with little to no crime.
Where I live (not even really a bad area compared to many) that behaviour is almost always, at best, the start of a mugging. Other times, the victim ends up dead. There’s no way to know that someone who is unhinged and in your face is just playing a prank. Playing optimism with the wrong group of people might very well be game over.
Do I LOVE that he was shot? Not at all. I definitely understand the driver’s fear though, especially if he has lived or worked in rough areas. Especially in a country where many people have guns. I wouldn’t want to wait and see, either.
All of that to say, “I think it’s reasonable for cops to shoot people because they’re scared.”
You aren’t looking for a serious discussion. Have a good day.
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Serious bodily injury means threat to life or limb.
Catching a beating in a food court surrounded by people from an unarmed man is not a threat to life or limb. It’s a threat to black and blues.
What fact are you hanging your hat on in front of the jury here, since you’re so sure. What’s the reason you give to say “jury, I had no choice.”
I feared for my life. The thing about a beating is it can just be a beating or they can kill you. You don’t know. And now you’re saying we should wait to see if they want to deliver a coup de grace blow? There isn’t a legal or moral standard anywhere in the world that requires waiting that long to defend yourself. You’re arguing from absurdity now.
So absurd the guy is on trial.
Moron.
Yeah in the American justice system which is famously above reproach…
GTFO here with that.
I don’t.
Someone pointing a cellphone in your face, even acting belligerently doesn’t meet the standard of fearing for your life.
People that scared of the world shouldn’t own guns.
Youtuber was definitely as asshole and he definitely had something coming to him but you can’t just shoot someone who’s annoying you and putting a camera in your face.
I see in another comment you deride first year law classes. Mind if I ask what year you’re in?
I’m in the year that learned to look at case law and published work by actual lawyers who’ve passed the bar. I’m going to take their word and the word of my physical experience over a student’s.
And you also would have people wait until they actually get hit. This idea that it’s okay to act in every way like you’re attacking someone but call it a joke when they react as if you’re attacking them is idiotic.