(Title works better if you pronounce ‘Han’ the way Billy Dee Williams does.)

  • freamon
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    111 year ago

    Huh. Didn’t know that about R2 - that little droid has been literally everywhere.

    • @Omnificer
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      1 year ago

      One time Anakin lost R2 in a space battle and insisted on a rescue mission. He was told no, because it’s a droid, and then Anakin had to explain that he never wipes R2’s memory banks and R2 has accumulated massive amounts of sensitive intel for the Republic military.

      What Anakin doesn’t mention is the alarming amount of info R2 has on the Jedi, Anakin and Padme’s personal life, Naboo, the Senate, and whatever Separatist data is in whatever systems R2 is hacking into that week.

      At that point, Leia giving R2 the Death Star plans is basically par for the course.

      • DearOldGrandma
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        251 year ago

        R2 is the Star Wars equivalent to the Library of Alexandria

        • credit crazy
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          31 year ago

          Considering how little r2s memory is wiped it’s a miracle his hard drive has never filled up

    • Flying SquidOP
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      131 year ago

      R2 technically wasn’t his astromech, but he and Obi-Wan certainly utilized R2’s abilities multiple times.

      • freamon
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        161 year ago

        Oh ok. I think Wookieepedia disagrees, maybe:

        Amidala gave R2-D2 to [Anakin] Skywalker when he became a Jedi Knight, and the astromech droid faithfully served him throughout the war, often flying in the droid socket of Skywalker’s starfighter or fighting next to him on the front lines.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          61 year ago

          Ok, fair enough, I thought he was just on loan.

          • Deceptichum
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            101 year ago

            How about we let him be his own bot and not endorse the cruel and sadistic slavery and hatred shown towards droids by Jedi and all others alike.

            • Flying SquidOP
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              1 year ago

              Sorry, despite clearly having full conscious sentience, droids are property in the Star Wars galaxy. And we’re all supposed to accept that. Now someone get the restraining bolt.

              • @Touching_Grass
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                61 year ago

                Well without robot serving their makers they would not have any reason to exist or be created so therefore robots value a life of servitude to their creators because otherwise their existence is meaninglessness and I think I just reinvented religion

                • @Death_Equity
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                  21 year ago

                  You either reinvented religion or slavery of “lesser people”.

                  • @Touching_Grass
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                    01 year ago

                    It was really easy to get there. Like way too easy

            • @[email protected]
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              71 year ago

              In my headcanon the droids are actually cybernetic shells for the brains of captured living creatures. They have had their memories wipe, but aspects of their personalities show up.

              R2 has no mouth, but he must scream.

            • @Whimsical
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              51 year ago

              Let’s be real, if we wanna talk about possessiveness, Anakin was R2’s bodyguard more than R2 was Anakin’s droid

              Little astromech is in absolute control

    • @EdibleFriend
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      71 year ago

      It’s official canon it was in your moms room last night.

      • credit crazy
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        21 year ago

        Considering my mum is into bdsm I can see how r2 is scared of her