• BOMBS
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    1031 year ago

    Conversation

    Bro 1: Did you get a boner? 🤠

    Bro 2: Fuck yeah, dude! I was so hard 💪, I was about to cum in my pants 👖👈.

    Bro 1: That’s awesome! 🤜🤛

    Translation

    Bro 1: I am interested in your level of sexual arousal at the bar. Will you please share that information with me?

    Bro 2: I am excited to tell you that I was so aroused that my penis was fully erect, I almost felt the immense pleasure of orgasm and soiled my clothes with ejaculate.

    Bro 1: Your enthusiastic sexual arousal report makes me happy. Let’s touch hands.

    • @CosmicTurtle
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      371 year ago

      If you had written for the Strange Planet TV Series, it may have been much better.

      • @EdibleFriend
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        101 year ago

        That already came out? I remember from the first trailer I couldn’t imagine how that would work for even one half hour episode let alone an entire series.

        • RBG
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          21 year ago

          I watched a few minutes and it didn’t work for me.

    • @1847953620
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      91 year ago

      Can confirm. I touched hands and it made me happy.