• @[email protected]
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    571 year ago

    Wakes up and looks at the clock

    “Oh, it’s only 7:18. Since my alarm is set to 7:20, I’ll just shut it off now and let myself rest for a couple of minutes.”

    opens eyes again

    10:45

    • @madcaesar
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      31 year ago

      Plot twist, it was Tuesday 7:18am and Wednesday 10:45pm!

      Also, your kidneys are gone.