I’ll start. Een Soviet Russia:

  • computer hacks you.
  • tv watches you
  • car drives you
  • gun shoot you
  • neighbour hear you
  • music listens to you
  • alcohol drinks you
  • window smashes you

That’s all I got for now. Let’s have some more laughs at Russia’s expense.

'Slava!

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      1 year ago

      In Soviet Russia, post deletes YOU

      Edit: question is it funnier/authentic-er to say the proper English conjugation or not (vs “thread post YOU” without the s)