Everyone knows the tale of Brand X getting bought out by some faceless global conglomerate and going to shit, but does the opposite ever happen?

  • @[email protected]
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    311 year ago

    BANANA!

    Without the many republics and massive damage done we would not have the cheap bananas we all rely on for potassium and low level radiation.

    • @kewjo
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      311 year ago

      i really hope you can clarify, are you saying genocide is justifiable to have cheap bananas?

      • @bobby_hill
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        421 year ago

        I think it’s sarcasm, mate, but I could be wrong

          • @Archer
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            91 year ago

            I do enjoy a BANANA brand banana

          • @[email protected]
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            81 year ago

            It is a dig on all banana companies as I don’t know any that operate today with clean hands.

            If someone can name a non villain banana producer I would like that.

            • @[email protected]
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              21 year ago

              Miami Fruit is expensive but they haven’t committed any crimes against humanity that I’m aware of. They had lots of varieties last time I ordered but it’s been a while.

              • @[email protected]
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                21 year ago

                Miami Fruit

                Neat, did not think I would be reading about something good in Florida today. Thanks!

      • Flying Squid
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        61 year ago

        I feel my hate for bananas is justified by such behavior.