Did you know some random American gun person went to a Beetlejuice play? Apparently, this is of vital importance and everyone MUST know absolutely every single move that she made that night.
I won’t lie, it was one of the most difficult things I ever had to do. But I survived. I also survived the next 20-30 times it happened; it doesn’t seem to get any easier though.
It shames me to admit this but sometimes I have nightmares of being stuck in a never-ending loop about Boebert and Beetlejuice. The other day, I caught myself looking in the mirror, I felt like I was somehow possessed and then the words came out of my mouth involuntarily, ‘Boebert, Boebert, Boebert’. I can’t accurately describe the relief I felt when nothing happened. Since then, it feels like it’s finally over! Finally I can breathe easy and rest in—
Did you know some random American gun person went to a Beetlejuice play? Apparently, this is of vital importance and everyone MUST know absolutely every single move that she made that night.
Oh no you had to see a headline and keep scrolling. You gonna be ok?
I won’t lie, it was one of the most difficult things I ever had to do. But I survived. I also survived the next 20-30 times it happened; it doesn’t seem to get any easier though.
It shames me to admit this but sometimes I have nightmares of being stuck in a never-ending loop about Boebert and Beetlejuice. The other day, I caught myself looking in the mirror, I felt like I was somehow possessed and then the words came out of my mouth involuntarily, ‘Boebert, Boebert, Boebert’. I can’t accurately describe the relief I felt when nothing happened. Since then, it feels like it’s finally over! Finally I can breathe easy and rest in—
Uhoh now you’ll have to open a gun-themed BBQ restaurant and give your clientele food poisoning. It’s the only way to break the curse.