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minus-square@puppylink53•1 year agoApple: We’re changing everyone’s charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener. Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it’s dirtier to mine.
minus-square@MyFairJulialink2•1 year agoApple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.” Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)
Apple: We’re changing everyone’s charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener.
Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it’s dirtier to mine.
Again Apple: We’re making everything irrepairable.
Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”
Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)