• @puppy
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    539 months ago

    Apple: We’re changing everyone’s charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener.

    Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it’s dirtier to mine.

    • @uis
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      118 months ago

      Again Apple: We’re making everything irrepairable.

      • @MyFairJulia
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        28 months ago

        Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”

        Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)