@TheOneWithTheHair to NewsEnglish • 1 year agoGrizzly bear kills couple and their dog at Banff National Park in Canadawww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square69arrow-up1172arrow-down14
arrow-up1168arrow-down1external-linkGrizzly bear kills couple and their dog at Banff National Park in Canadawww.cbsnews.com@TheOneWithTheHair to NewsEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square69
minus-square@Cosmonauticuslink33•1 year agoConsidering bears are 8ft long 900lbs killing machines an 86% survival rate is actually pretty fucking good. Also if you’re dumb enough to downplay the danger involving grizzly bears for any reason you’re not going to live long anyway
minus-square@meco03211link4•1 year agoPretty sure that is another way of saying 86% of people can successfully play dead. Remember folks: If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s white, goodnight.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year agoExcept some black bears are brown, so fight back if it’s a brown black bear and lie lie down if it’s a brown not-black bear (grizzly)
Considering bears are 8ft long 900lbs killing machines an 86% survival rate is actually pretty fucking good.
Also if you’re dumb enough to downplay the danger involving grizzly bears for any reason you’re not going to live long anyway
Pretty sure that is another way of saying 86% of people can successfully play dead.
Remember folks: If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s white, goodnight.
Except some black bears are brown, so fight back if it’s a brown black bear and lie lie down if it’s a brown not-black bear (grizzly)