Thames Valley Police says it is looking into a woman’s complaint of harassment and stalking.

  • downpunxxOP
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    once you’ve got thames valley nick on your bum you’re done up like a kipper sonny boy

    • teft
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      Can you translate this sentence to American?

      • @davepleasebehave
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        at the point you find the rozzers up your Jacksie you are essentially bang to rights my old pedigree

        • @[email protected]
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          181 year ago

          When you cop a flower pot and the filf are at your fife and drum, you’re done and dusted like Coleman’s mustard

          • @davepleasebehave
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            as soon as the old bill starts sniffing around your Gary, you’ll be doing a stretch in chokey, china

            • @[email protected]
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              61 year ago

              Stone the crows, governor! Once them river bobbies start houndin’ yer like a dog on a bone, you’re in for a right pickle, ain’t ya me ol’ mucker!

    • mykneedoesnthurt
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      Didn’t your people invent the language? Doesn’t sound like any of youse got the memo

      • Chainweasel
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        I’m not British but I think what they’re trying to say is:
        “once you’ve got thames valley on your ass you’re about to be cooked”

        • @davepleasebehave
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          31 year ago

          Once you have the police from the region of Thames Valley investigating your private affairs you don’t really stand much chance. you are more than likely to end up in prison.

      • @davepleasebehave
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        the real issue is the paucity of English in the US.