A bear with no arms or legs is lying on the beach (no idea why)

A woman walks up to the bear and asks “have you ever been hugged?”. The bear says “no”, so the woman gives the bear a hug and walks away.

A little later another woman walks up to the bear and asks “have you ever been kissed?”. The bear says “no”, so the woman gives him a kiss and walks away.

A few hours later a third woman walks up to the bear and asks “have you ever been fucked?”. The bear says “no”, so the woman says “just wait till high tide, you will be”

  • @riquisimo
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    161 year ago

    “A bear with no arms or legs is lying on the beach (no idea why)”

    Because he couldn’t stand.

    • Brownian Motion
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      51 year ago

      what do you call a bear with no arms or legs in the sea?

      Bob.