I got ChatGPT to write me a silly dialogue ending in this line:

Samantha: “Arthur, how could you?”

Arthur: “What? What did I do this time, Samantha?”

Samantha: “You’ve put mayonnaise on the roast chicken again! You know I can’t stand the stuff!”

Arthur: “But, Samantha, it adds so much flavor!”

Samantha: “Arthur, it doesn’t. It just makes everything taste like… mayonnaise!”

Arthur: “That’s the point! You know I’ve always loved it.”

Samantha: “I thought you loved me.”

Arthur: “Well, of course, I do.”

Samantha: “Well, you can’t have both of us.”

Arthur: “What, you want me to choose between you and mayonnaise?”

Samantha: “Yes, exactly. Do you love mayonnaise or do you love me?”