• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      131 year ago

      If you have to ask, it’s too often.

      Every time you jerk off jesus weeps.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        If that’s what gets you off, I don’t kink shame… just enjoy in moderation, there is only so much lubrication tears can provide…

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          61 year ago

          People who worry about other people’s masturbation habits concern me.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 year ago

            People who interpret my last comment as actual advice concern me… actually nah I’d find it hilarious.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              01 year ago

              If you have to ask, it’s too often.

              What is this comment of yours referring to?

    • Neshura
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      71 year ago

      You know there’s such a thing as curiosity. Just because they asked doesn’t mean they masturbate often, or at all for that matter.