• Schnitzel BubOP
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      421 year ago

      Don’t judge my platelets! They’re just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn’t been good on their quality of life either.

      • @GlitzyArmrest
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        61 year ago

        Won’t someone think of the economy?!

    • @[email protected]
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      151 year ago

      You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.

      • newIdentity
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        71 year ago

        Well it depends on.how big the wound is. Usually for me it takes around half an hour for a pimple to “heal”