A woman was hospitalized after a ride down Typhoon Lagoon’s tallest water slide left her with severe vaginal lacerations and internal organ damage, according to the lawsuit.

  • Flying Squid
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    11 year ago

    Maybe that’s why they put it in quotes. It’s only a figurative wedgie rather than a literal wedgie.

    • @Velociraptor
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      111 year ago

      Feel like you can safely just leave it at the severe injuries bit.