Mike Dulak grew up Catholic in Southern California, but by his teen years, he began skipping Mass and driving straight to the shore to play guitar, watch the waves and enjoy the beauty of the morning. “And it felt more spiritual than any time I set foot in a church,” he recalled.
Nothing has changed that view in the ensuing decades.
“Most religions are there to control people and get money from them,” said Dulak, now 76, of Rocheport, Missouri. He also cited sex abuse scandals in Catholic and Southern Baptist churches. “I can’t buy into that,” he said.
I just sorta invented my own idea of what makes sense spiritually and only bothered to share it in a setting where shit was already deep and spiritual/philosophical.
I kinda like just inventing random mythology too every so often, my favorite recent one is that whenever someone says “I love you” for the first time, a Unicorn is born, and because of that a huge chunk of unicorns are in fact born as one of a set of twins, because the first time one person says that is often followed up by the first time the person they’re saying it to says it back to them.
Don’t believe in any of it as a “this is how the world really works!” kinda thing, I just like telling stories that I feel like would fit in a kid’s book.
This tracks closely with my own personal mythology that sheep when seen from a distance on a hillside are actually unicorns.
What happens when someone says " I hate you"?
Honey Badgers.
There is a reason unicorns don’t exist my friend, do you really want to know?