• themeatbridge
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      461 year ago

      I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

      • @LemmysMum
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        271 year ago

        Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.

    • Flying Squid
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      111 year ago

      Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.

        • Flying Squid
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          121 year ago

          No matter how many times I’ve tried, the baby just won’t latch. I’ve asked my wife for advice but she’s no help.

          • @LemmysMum
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            11 year ago

            If your baby is over 6 months and you’ve introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.

            • Flying Squid
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              11 year ago

              I still don’t think they’d get much milk out of my nipples.

              • @LemmysMum
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                31 year ago

                6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.

      • @gmtom
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        41 year ago

        So what you’re saying is you’re backed up?