Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

[email protected]

  • @TheGoldenGod
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    71 year ago

    I’ve recently seen some of these at a local Smog check place in SoCal, among 40 other local business cards.

    • kase
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      31 year ago

      no way, that’s awesome

      • @TheGoldenGod
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        61 year ago

        I know, I assumed it was a local jokester, no idea the gag was this big lol.